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I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
- Mohandas Gandhi
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." - Andre Giole
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I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
- Mohandas Gandhi
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." - Andre Giole
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The mage's eyes may know truth if he looks hard enough.
The warrior's sword may know victory if he swings it hard enough.
The traveler's heart may know peace if he walks far enough.
But to what end must the statements give beginnings?
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." - Andre Giole
Right.....
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The mage's eyes may know truth if he looks hard enough.
The warrior's sword may know victory if he swings it hard enough.
The traveler's heart may know peace if he walks far enough.
But to what end must the statements give beginnings?
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." - Andre Giole
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." - Andre Giole
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